Sunday, 18 April 2010

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

I gave Daddy Steve mahoosive luvs when he got in last night, I was so, so pleased to see him and even though he didn’t take me on my pre bed pootle I didn’t mind too much. He has been away all day again today so he is for some serious licks when he gets back

My mom is really pooped today , I woke her up at 3.30 am BUT I had an excellent reason I heard a very hinky noise in the garden so of course I needed to investigate and check that all my grass was still where it should be and that no one had grass-napped it. Thankfully all was as it should be so I snaffled some chicken down and took her back to bed again. But then I woke her up again at what she calls silly o’ clock and we stayed up then. But we did have a mid morning snooze, I don’t mind us having a snooze in the day because I know Mom needs her rest as she still isn’t better yet. I will know when she is better ‘cos’ the fur on her head will grow back. She tries to hide it from everyone but I am the only one who sees when it does get her down and I give her huge, mahoosive, gigantersaurous snuggles and luvs which always makes her feel happier again. She calls me her best medicine but I’m not too sure what that means but she makes it clear to me that it is a good thing.

We went out for a toddle a while ago and I saw the most biggest doglet in the world, he was gigernormous ! I didn’t even come close to his knees, he was very interested in my behind but I wasn’t having any of it and hid behind my Mom while she gave him a fuss. I wasn’t impressed with her at all but she gave me a treat when we walked away. I was really good and sat at the step before the wheely things path and Mom was very pleased with me. So all in all a good day was had by us all.  Ohh yes nearly forgot Fred and Wilma came round last night which was sooper dooper as I really like them and I always get such a fuss from Wilma. She is lovely and she has lots of fur on her head unlike Mom and she is very smiley too and I like that a lot.

Ohh Moms talky thing just went off and Daddy Steve is on his way home Yippee. I have to go now and look out the window for him.

Tatty Bye

              Love ‘n’ Licks





A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.

The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said "yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Miaow!"


Dory and the Mama said...

Wow Chewy that was a busy day, especially after having to check on the grass at oh so early in the morning!!

Mama says thanks for the morning giggle!