They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?

Well I was a pickle last night according to Mom, I was a bit of a whinge monster, I always am when Daddy Steve isn’t here. Home doesn’t feel right without him here that is for sure. When I finally was ready for bed Mom was asleep before her head hit the pillow although I had rather a gassy bottom in the night and the smells I was producing kept waking her up again tee hee . I woke up at 7-30 which meant so did Mom luckily she doesn’t mind too much so we toddled downstairs and had a little snackette and had a trip into the garden while Mom had coffee. So we sat and chilled for a while before I decided to go back up to bed on my own. Mom came up after a little while to find me snuggled in the middle of the bed with my head on a dinosaur. So she just snuggled in with us and we all had another sleep which was just as well ‘cos’ mom has once of those head achy things. Nanny had the cheek to wake us up by ringing moms talky thing, I mean she should know better at her age really wouldn’t you think? Still we have had a nice snuggly sort of day which is always lovely and I am making the most of Mom whilst I have her to myself. I think Miss Molly will be with us sometime next week as she has to go back to the dr vet man. I feel so sorry she is having to see so much of him but I am going to get her a nice welcome here toy for when she arrives I do hope she will like it and that she will like me too. I am nervous about meeting her what if she doesn’t like ? What on earth will I do then ? I will just have to be on my best behaviour and make a good impresshun on her.

Mom smells odd at the moment she had some smelly fishy thing for lunch with some of her home made bread and I scrounged some of the bread dipped in the juice and it was nommy even if it did smell all hinky. Daddy Steve will be here in an hour or so and I am going to give him mahoosive luvs when he gets here ‘cos’ I have missed him and I am going to snuggle with him when he watches the show he likes on the tele box. I don’t understand it really it’s about a man with a blue box and a funny thing he waves around and it lights up but he likes it so I am happy to snuggle and watch it with him. I am going to go now as I need to go out in the garden now, have a nice weekend everyone.

Tatty Bye

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Wowsers !

Big yay the vet man says I am discharged and he didn’t stick the poky thing anywhere near my behind PAWESOME ! I left there with a spring in my step I can tell you hopefully not to return for a long, long time. I saw Nanny, Granddad and Daddy Ben which was super but I was very miffed with mom ‘cos’ she bought me home and I wanted a sleepover. I stamped my paw and gave her the I am so not happy with you right now growl and shock horror it didn’t work ! What gives ? I think it because Daddy Steve is not home tonight so she wants me all to herself also Molly should be with us very soon ( paws crossed ) so a bit of mom and pup bonding is in order me thinks. She isn’t a bad mom as moms go, she feeds me chicken, baths me with the nicest smelling smelly stuff she can find, she gets my hair done regularly so I look beeyootiful and she does let me under the duvet. All in all I do alright but I am going to have to get used to sharing her though and I am almost positive I may have one or two tantrums but I am so cool she will forgive me. After all she forgave my when I pulled the eyes out of her armadillo and if she can forgive me that she will forgive me anything.

I have some new readers thank to a nice lady at TLDR forum she thought my ponderings were were jolly so thank you for telling other peeps for me new readers are always welcome. I have readers from the USA, Germany, South Africa, Canada and all over the UK so thank you all for coming and I hope you do come back again. I am off now ‘cos’ Mom is running a bath and if she thinks she is getting in it on her own she has another thing coming…………. Here I come Geronimo ! !

Tatty Bye

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pS.

I almost forgot my cunning plan to get my mom back. Everyone always says she is a right lemon so I thought I would prove it

My Mom the Lemon

Sofas: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. If there are people sitting on the couch just include them as a handy wipe.

Well I will be off to the vet man soon which is poopy but it’s good as well ‘cos’ I get to see nanny and she is even more of a soft touch than mom is. I am very miffed with mom this morning as she sent Daddy Steve off to work with the rest of her homemade flapjacks I am sooo unimpressed ! But I have a cunning plan to get my own back on her later so watch this space ! I have found a new thingy so peeps can leave me messages on here which will be totally pawesome you can find it over on the side ----------------->.

Well this is just a short entry as I now have to chase mom into getting dressed and ready for when granddad comes to collect us. Life would be so much easier if mom could make one of those wheely metal box thingies work. Trust me to get one that can’t work them, mind you she does make up for that failing in other ways…………. she gives great snuggles and I do get chicken everyday so I shouldn’t really grumble.Anyway that's all until I get back from that evil vet man with his nasty poky things.

Tatty Bye

 

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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P.

It has been an extra nice day today because Daddy Steve was home and not at that place he goes to when not here. I love it when he is home as I get extra luvs and that’s always good. My throat is healing up very nicely after my surgery last Friday and mom says it is because I am being so good about having my cream put on it. The dry bit has almost come off now and once it has gone mom says it won’t itch so much. Mom went to see Chris today to order a special T shirt for Miss Molly to let people know she can’t see so they don’t frighten her by going straight in to stroke her. I did suggest it said seeing eye human on it but mom said no ( I think her decision sucks ). I am very apprehensive about having another doglet here and I expect I may sulk a little bit at first but I will come round and it will be nice to have a friend to snuggle up with. I have to go see the Dr man tomorrow for my post surgery check up and I am not looking forward to that ( I still have never forgiven him for the thing he poked up my behind once ) but I am sure he will give me a clean bill of health now.

I have found some wonderful blogs written by other doglets and am reading them with great interest it’s nice to find out about other countries from a doglets eye view. Anyway mom has her tea now so I am going to give her the look and see what happens.

Tatty Bye

           

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Today I is mostly…………….

Chewing, I have woken up in a very chewy mood for some reason. Luckily Mom has lots of things for me to chew or I would be nibbling her fingers and her shoelaces and she would rather I didn’t do that. She deserted me a while ago to nip into town to meet Nanny and Daddy Ben for a coffee I wasn’t impressed when she left and I made it very plain that I wasn’t. It always works she came back with a new toy for me, I have her wrapped round my tiny paw and she knows that I know. Since she has been back she has given mucho fuss and luvs which is just as it should be in my opinion. She also phoned Chris from Kissiboo to let her know we are going to be fostering as she got her doglets from TLDR, Mom told her about Molly and that we will need to come and get some coats for her and she has offered to give Miss Molly some things which was lovely of her and will help a lot. I can’t wait for Daddy Steve to get home I really miss him when he isn’t here and I know Mom does too but obviously I miss him the most because I always feel things much more than hoomans do as I am a sensitive wee soul. Well thats what Mom says anyway. Now I must rouse Mom into getting me some more chicken as I am feeling a tad peckish again so I will be off now to harass her .

Tatty Bye

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Boo,Yay,Boo,Yay,Boo,Yay

Boo because Miss Molly is not arriving today, Yay as I get mom to myself for a few more days, Boo because Miss Molly is having to see the Dr the that sticks things where he shouldn’t, Yay because they will find out what is wrong with her, Boo because she probably won’t feel well but big YAY because we will love her and spoil her while she is here. It turns out poor Miss Molly is completely blind so I am going to have to be careful not to leave things laying around for her to trip over and I will make sure she knows her way around so she doesn’t bump into things to much. Daddy Steve is worried I will be put out when she arrives and yes I might be for a little while but I will adapt quickly enough I’m sure, I think it will be nice to have a lady to snuggle up with especially one that has fur like me.

I had a really good nights sleep last night and Mom has told me how proud she is of me because I let her put my cream on my sore throat with no problems what so ever.I did go back to bed this morning and I took Mom with me so I could have a cuddle under her covery thing. I do love snuggles in bed ! In fact I just love snuggles anywhere.

I am being a nosy Doog this afternoon searching out other doggy blogs to read so hopefully I will find some good one so watch this space. I am off now as I have found an interesting one from the States . I am surprised as well as I now have readers in America and Canada although not sure I know where that is,

Tatty Bye

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Today I am…………………

at home Yippee ! I got big luvs when I got home and was I surprised you betcha I was ‘cos’ Daddy Steve was home too. I expected him to be at that place he goes when he isn’t here but woohoo he was home just to see me ! Mom was shocked when she saw my neck it looks worse than it is though.

Mom was telling nanny and granddad about the new doglet that is coming to stay her name is Molly and she is 12 so an older lady so at least I won’t get bounced on. She can’t see very well either so I will have to take her around the house to show her where everything is. She has something wrong with her either the sugary thing like Daddy Steve has or something called cushions ( I thought that was something I chew on ) but Mom will know more when she arrives here. I am a bit nervous if I am honest as I have never lived with another doglet but it should be fine. Mom has made her a little picture like she has done for me and I am showing you so you can see what sort of a doglet she is.  I think she looks pretty don’t you. Well I am off for snuggles with Mom now while I have her all to myself

Tatty Bye

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Today I is ……

celebrating as it is my moms burfday and I am not allowed to tell anyone how old she is but she is ancient I can say that. I am getting to stay another night at nanny and granddad’s which is always fun and I get extra spoiled. My throat is not as sore as it was but I really don’t like having the cream put on but granddad bribes me with corned beef nommy ! Granddad chased me round the garden today as I was trying to eat his plants but I only did it so he would chase me ‘cos’ it is great fun and it makes nanny laugh very much. Even though I love it here at nanny’s I am looking forward to going home tomorrow as I do miss my mom and daddy Steve and I know I will get mahoosive luvs when I get back and I do like my luvs !

Tatty bye

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